The Fart Powder Prank
One of the biggest parts of middle school was pranks. Rather it be a sticky note on the back or tripping them down the stairs. But some pranks are much more humiliating than others.
Back in 7th grade, my farty friend Allison thought it’d be funny to put some farting powder in my milk. While at first I didn’t notice, it wouldn't be long until I did. By the next class in Gym, I could feel my stomach grumbling. As per usual, we began our usual stretches.
First we had to bend over and touch our toes. As I bent down to try
I was extremely embarrassed, but the teacher told me to just keep on going. So I bent down again
This fart had much more of a presence, a big and brassy fart amplified by my tight gym shorts, which caused a heavy smell of rotten eggs to fill the air. I tried to hold both my position and my gas at the same time, but unfortunately my stomach had other plans
Yet for some reason, the teaher still refused to